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A Virgin has been defiled!

Monday, February 21, 2005

It has been raining so hard out here. Yesterday the news was saying we are 6" away from having the most rainfall in the history of California (the record was back in the early 1800's), and we still have till June to break that, so I have a feeling we're going to see it. Friday, the Virgin Megastore in Burbank caved in from all the rain coming down on it. Landslides are taking down houses left and right. They're actually demolishing houses that could pose a threat to other houses in the same vacinity. Highways are being closed. Homeless people are gathering under overpasses. I thought I saw the guy down the street building a very large boat. I don't know what that's all about, but all the animals he's been keeping are really starting to turn ripe. That proves it. The world DOES revolve around me. My moving here has caused a major temporal and atmospheric change -probably across the entire country. So, for all of you out there suffering for it: I'm really sorry.

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